Adri says #10

Isaac: "I'ma pop a cap in your butthole!"

Adri: "My cap is my butthole you can't pop that thang!"

Adri says #9

Adri: "I hate fat people."

Why adri?

Adri: "Cuz they smell like dirty sweat."

Adri says #7

Adri says:

"It smells like fart and water.."
"You smell like a big fat bowl of penis cheese!" *in a redneck voice*
"Yer a big pair of fish nuts!"

Adri #7

Me: "Adri shut your mouth!"

Adri: "Shut yours! you gotta vagina fruit foo!"

Adri says #6

Adri: "I hate star wars."

Why adri?


Adri: "Cuz they hold sticks that light up and pretend to cut eachother."

Adri says #5

How big is yer weeney Adri?

Adri: "Like a footlong."
me: "nope"
Adri: "5 inches?"
me: "nope"
Adri: "I dunno do the math!"

Adri says #4

Adri: "Woah i just blinked and saw a spark."

me: "Think it's because you play too much on the computer?"

Adri: "Naw, think it means I'm gonna be a superstar.."

Adri says #3

Adri: "One time I saw a hobo eating some pizza, it was weird."

Why Adri?

Adri: "Cuz hobos aren't suppose to have food."

Adri says #2

Adri: "i wanna jeep when im older."

why adri?

Adri: "Because they don't have a top, sometimes."

Adri says #1

when discussing our favorite colors i mentioned that i liked the color purple.  Here is Adri's response.



Adri: "you like purple?!"

me: "yea why?"

Adri: "Purple is like the national color of gay!"

Adri says: beginning 7/28/2011

This blog is dedicated to some of the most random, funny, eyebrow-raising moments & sentiments that escape the mouth of a little kid called adri. Enjoy.