Adri says #5

How big is yer weeney Adri?

Adri: "Like a footlong."
me: "nope"
Adri: "5 inches?"
me: "nope"
Adri: "I dunno do the math!"

Adri says #4

Adri: "Woah i just blinked and saw a spark."

me: "Think it's because you play too much on the computer?"

Adri: "Naw, think it means I'm gonna be a superstar.."

Adri says #3

Adri: "One time I saw a hobo eating some pizza, it was weird."

Why Adri?

Adri: "Cuz hobos aren't suppose to have food."

Adri says #2

Adri: "i wanna jeep when im older."

why adri?

Adri: "Because they don't have a top, sometimes."

Adri says #1

when discussing our favorite colors i mentioned that i liked the color purple.  Here is Adri's response.



Adri: "you like purple?!"

me: "yea why?"

Adri: "Purple is like the national color of gay!"